AYE MAN BIN SOME CANNY DEVELOPMENTS SINCE ME LAST BLOG

Aye there's bin some canny developments since my last blog, been well over a year ya na. Last time I blogged was before London Marathon,that didn't go the best like! after about 10 miles my body crumbled like a daft stupid mackem, haway up the toon. I'll hopefully be back for 2016 dead strong like Jimmy Nail lifting hay bails on my dads farm. Quite a few things have happened since last year, I nearly became a physio but that didn't work out so then I turned to kids haway not like that man, I was teaching them pe so they don't turn out like them daft stupid week mackems. I moved to Stockport but had to move back as I was developing a canny twitch and craving Snickers all of the time. Working on the farm now ya know home is where the heart is man, I've reduced my mileage as I do a lot of cycling so only averaging 133 miles with around 20 hours cycling. Me and Lizzy are still going strong, she's in London now but were as stong as ever like Alan Shearer shielding the ball from a daft mackem. I keep having a canny wild dream were I'm on come dine with me with the band The Lightning seeds and Michael Ball, Michael Ball tried to feed us a can of pedigree chum and I'm like haway Michael get a grip. It's good being back home though, eating fresh parsnips and catching up with me family, been down to the metro centre to watch Bruce Willis, canny beat a good Bruce Willis film! I would Love it if we beat them,love it. Aye Keegan man one of me favourite quoates. Up the toon. I'm developing some canny core strength by ploughing the fields and digging up holes so I can put some time capsules in, I'm gonna put some Hall & Oates cd's in and some oats hahahahahaha I'm no pussy man. Anyway I'm ganna have to get garn as wur Lizzy is about to Skype us for our daily chats. Reeto till next time. Up the Toon Haway you stupid mackems get a grip man